Never Been This Old T-Shirt Funny Retro Birthday Unisex Gag Gift Humorous Tee
Celebrate aging with a brilliant sense of humor in the Never Been This Old T-Shirt. Made from an incredibly soft, lightweight cotton blend, this funny retro birthday unisex gag gift humorous tee delivers supreme comfort for the birthday star. The witty, vintage-style quote is applied using high-quality, fade-resistant inks, keeping the joke bold and clear through years of wear. Engineered with robust seams for maximum durability, it provides a universally flattering, relaxed drape for men and women. Share a laugh and a memorable milestone with this expertly designed, highly reliable, and wonderfully comfortable premium comedy shirt.
Printed apparel available in multiple styles, each made with material appropriate to its specific garment type.
Never Been This Old T-Shirt Funny Retro Birthday Unisex Gag Gift Humorous Tee
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| Size | Gildan: S – 5XL |
| Style | T-Shirt, Hoodie, Sweatshirt, Youth Tee |
| Color Options | Multiple available colors |
| Fit | Classic or Relaxed (varies by garment type) |
| Gender | Unisex (Men, Women, Youth) |
| Brand | GilCanvas |
| Care Instructions | Machine wash cold, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron directly on print |
1. Gildan Apparel
Available Styles: Adult T-Shirt, Adult Sweatshirt, Adult Long Sleeve Shirt, Adult Hoodie, Youth T-Shirt, Youth Sweatshirt, Youth Hoodie.
- Weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (US), 8.8 oz./L yd (CA)
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Material: 100% cotton (fabrication varies for select colors)
- Blackberry, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, Heather Colors, Lilac, Midnight, Neon Colors, Safety Colors, Sunset, and Tweed are 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Antique colors and Sport Grey are 90/10 cotton/polyester
- Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester
- Safety Standards: Safety Green meets ANSI/ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Fit: Classic fit
2. Comfort Colors® Shirt
- Weight: 6.1 oz./yd² (US), 10 oz./L yd (CA)
- Material: 100% ring-spun cotton, 30 singles
- Features: Garment-dyed for a lived-in feel with minimal shrinkage
- Soft ring-spun cotton fabric with 100% cotton threads
- Fit: Relaxed fit
3. Shipping Information
- Processing time: 2-4 business days after purchase.
- Shipping time: 5-8 business days.